In another provocative promotion for their David Beckham bodywear line(Remember the Super Bowl commercial with Becks in his own branded scanties? Apparently there was also some kind of sporting event that day.) H&M has had nine David Beckham statues commissioned for highly trafficked stores across the U.S. Six stores in New York, including two in Los Angeles and San Francisco’s Union Square flagship, will have the 10-foot, underwear-clad statues on display August 16-19. Fans are encouraged to instagram themselves with the rock-hard athlete and use the tag #HMBeckham to be entered in a contest for pieces from the collection or a mini Beckham statue of their own. Have I mentioned this is probably the closest most people will get to a half-naked David Beckham?